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"K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390) 01/19/2018 at 20:35 • Filed to: Friday

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How much alcohol can K-Roll consume before he can’t drive in Fourza? How far can this Shiba Inu travel on a tortoise? Will I be able to remember this post in the next hour? Find out, tonight!

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/19/2018 at 20:52

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I feel like we won’t be finding out until tomorrow morning.

pip bip - choose Corrour > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/19/2018 at 20:53

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how much alcohol? a slab of cans (24)

how far can doggo travel on tortoise? how ever far the tortoise goes i expect?

remember the post? probably not if copious amounts of alcohol is consumed

Nibby > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/19/2018 at 20:54

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OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/19/2018 at 20:56

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jealous. I’m only 4 good beers in. About to switch to whiskey/bourbon.

CB > pip bip - choose Corrour 01/19/2018 at 21:02

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24 cans? You mean a two-four?

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 01/19/2018 at 21:11

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I gonna drink everything and anything I find and possibly(hopefully) pass out. If I don’t remember tonight or the last 48 hours, then mission accomplished.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Nibby 01/19/2018 at 21:11

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I don’t get it

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/19/2018 at 21:13

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I have about $400 in whiskey/bourbons alone sitting in my closet so I hope I don’t burn through them. That would be really bad. There is also a bottle of champagne from the wedding, a nice vodka, a very nice bottle of wine, and a box of wine sitting around that would make me regret tomorrow.

arl > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/19/2018 at 21:16

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I slightly envy you and your good times. I am drinking decaf coffee because it’s like an icebox in my drafty old house, and I need something to warm me up. I could drink some alcohol, but I have to be up at 5:30am to take my son to Boy Scouts.

I do not however envy any of this thing called “the hangover” which gets worse, much worse, after you turn 40ish.

Carry on with your drinking and virtual driving.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > arl 01/19/2018 at 21:19

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Good times? None of what I’m doing is good times. This is to forget as much as possible and be myself for as long as possible.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 01/19/2018 at 21:20

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Time to go into the basement and hope to god it’s enough.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/19/2018 at 21:42

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the floors in our house should be done this weekend so i can build the bar and make a normal whiskey drink into an amazing whiskey drink. When you coming down to nashville?

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/19/2018 at 21:48

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Let me get your number so we can text. Do you have an oppo email or a good way to get in touch?

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/19/2018 at 21:55

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Shit, that first is a good question. I need to answer it for myself.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 01/19/2018 at 21:58

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Hell I’m already drunk, I’ll just give you my regular email because everyone knows it. kwoods1@ltu.edu

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/19/2018 at 22:11

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Email sent, check it and change reply.

pip bip - choose Corrour > CB 01/19/2018 at 23:00

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Here it is referred to as a slab

Mercedes Streeter > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/19/2018 at 23:41

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Oh hun, be safe please! <3 I don’t want to hear you had to get pumped out or something!

Meanwhile, my phone suggested to add either “Chelsea Manning” or “Ben Cardin” to the end of that first sentence. I’m not sure if that reflects on me or an iPhone’s Autocorrect.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Mercedes Streeter 01/19/2018 at 23:43

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Sadly won’t get that far...

I don’t know who those people are.

Dogsatemypants > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 01/20/2018 at 00:27

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The answer to all three is a litre of cola!